Mr. Tumnus.
Caroline: I would have done him in a second.
Annetta: Well yeah, he’s half horse.
Caroline: No, he’s half goat. So I wouldn’t have been IMPALED.
Annetta: No, you would have just been DISAPPOINTED.
Bestiality chat is always a faun idea.
GPOYW - 10 days of school left is really exciting but several majors projects prevent me from enjoy it edition.
What Happens When You Die? →
The Internet circa 1995 has the answer.
Click through the door and watch till it reaches the top. Guitar solo baby jesus could save your soul.
A photo I snagged of Zeke last night.
You skill and/or natural eye for photography is growing in leaps and bounds. It is really fascinating to watch it happen so fast.
Photo set from shoot of actors re-enacting previous roles. Hot damn.
Awesome!
I love the ones of Ahnold.
Royal Society Realses Many Historical Papers for Free Download →
Might I recommend Isaac Newton’s original theory on light and colors? Its a wonderful piece. I am also enjoying the 1763 Essay on Chance.
Enjoy!
(via Reddit)
Don't Hassle Me When I'm Looking At My Fire →
Roman, my faithful bullmastiff, will sit by my side and bask in the warm glow of my creation. He is a powerful beast and should be treated with respect and admiration despite his bladder infection. I will stroke his head gravely, as together we ponder our lives.
I understand very well that during this time you may feel especially drawn to me. I know that I appear very intense and sexy when I am looking at my fire. That’s because I am.
A great moment in an average but very enjoyable McSweeney’s post.
seriously…
I worked in this kitchen for 3 or 4 years, and had no idea I was sitting on such comedy gold…
Pfffffttahahaha
Oh my. That’s naughty.
Children should be allowed to play in the dirt →
Let your kids play in the dirt or they will get allergies and rashes.
Via Free Range Kids
Dear God, please confirm what I already believe →
The researchers started by asking volunteers who said they believe in God to give their own views on controversial topics, such as abortion and the death penalty. They also asked what the volunteers thought were the views of God, average Americans and public figures such as Bill Gates. Volunteers’ own beliefs corresponded most strongly with those they attributed to God.
Next, the team asked another group of volunteers to undertake tasks designed to soften their existing views, such as preparing speeches on the death penalty in which they had to take the opposite view to their own. They found that this led to shifts in the beliefs attributed to God, but not in those attributed to other people.
