bearsohmy: HAPPY CARL SAGAN DAY!
Odd that “Carl Sagan Day” is not on his birthday, but I’m not hatin.
Just means more Carl Sagan! More importantly, more Cosmos!
<3
create some universes & apple pies in celebration, friends
I want to be this cool.
Judith Slaying Holofernes, Artemisia Gentileschi. 1618-1620.
Artemisia is recognized as the first female Renaissance painter. Women were not allowed into art academies until the 1800s, so if they wanted to learn they had to do it on their own or, if they were very lucky, have their dad teach them. In this case, Orazio Gentileschi (my favorite piece from him) taught his daughter Artemisia everything he knew and had learned from Caravaggio and the other masters of the time.
The reason she was so successful was because women weren’t allowed into art academies, not even female models. All men used male models, which is why all the ladies looked like heavy weight champs. But women could use female models! And Artemisia did, and she did it very well.
The other reason this painting is so cool is because the subject was tackled most famously by Caravaggio (the big dog at the time) in 1598. In his rendition of Judith Slaying Holofernes, Judith is weak and timid and her handmaid is old and horrified and wants nothing to do with the act. In Artemisia’s, there is determination in Judith’s pose and expression, and a companionship between her and her handmaid. She gained a ton of respect for this painting. Interestingly enough, this was not the first time she had tackled this subject.
In 1612, she was repeatedly raped by Agostino Tassi, an artist her father, Orazio, had hired to teach her. Artemisia and Orazio filed suit against him. In a not terribly surprising turn of events, Artemisia was put on trial instead, tortured to see if she was lying and thoroughly examined to test whether she had been a virgin when she was raped. After a long trial and accusations of being an “insatiable whore,” Tassi was convicted after it was discovered he had raped his sister-in-law, too.
Soon after the trial (1612-1613, six years before the one pictured above), she produced this version of Judith Beheading Holofernes, in which I would argue Judith looks almost cheerful.
They're Made out of Meat
“They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“Meat. They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“There’s no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They’re completely meat.”
“That’s impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars.”
“They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don’t come from them. The signals come from machines.”
“So who made the machines? That’s who we want to contact.”
“They made the machines. That’s what I’m trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.”
A lovely short story. A smidgen depressing, but it tickled me right.
… But it’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst… And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
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American Beauty (via littlemiss) (via katiebehappy) (via capucha)
Well that just helped stop a small panic attack. Thanks!
(via ChemEDancer)
Vocabulary of 37 American vernacular jazz solo movements. Intended to be a quick reference of name to the vanilla movement. Variations are part of this dance - whats in this video is not the only way to do these steps.
Recorded at LaB of Philadelphia! Stuart Collins demonstrating after Philly’s Tuesday dance at LaB. www.lindyandblues.com
Here’s whats shown:
0:05
Apple Jacks
Black Bottom
Break-a-leg
Boogie Back
Boogie Forward
0:36
Box Step
Cakewalk
Charelston (20s)
Charelston (vanilla)
Crazy Legs
1:11
Drunken Sailor
Eagle Slide
Fall off the log
Fishtails
Half Break
1:52
Hallelujah (aka Praise Allah)
Hitch Hiker
Itches
Jump Charelston
Mess Around
2:31
Naomi Skank
Pecks
Rusty Dusty
Rocks
Scarecrow
3:18
Shimmy
Grimmy
Shim Sham Step
Shish-ka-boom-ba
Skip up
3:55
Spank the Baby
Struttin’
Struttin’ (with inside turn)
Suzy Q
Tack Annie
4:36
Truckin’
T.O.B.A. breakSo helpful. Now to re-learn them all and play with variations.
I like solo jazz moves.
omg melt i want you right now.
And it wants you.
For those not in the know Melt is the single greatest restaurant in existence.
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jbowesmusic:twoyellowsequalred:hammerito:
Jazz? Check.
Charlie Brown? Check.
Christmas music? Check.
Christmas is, by far, my favorite holiday. I’m already in the Christmas mood. : )
O Tannenbaum
Vince Guaraldi Trio
A Charlie Brown Christmas
ARB for both Mike being the man and for this music which is the BEST.
I have to get in on this too. It’s officially Christmas now. I don’t care what anyone says, I can’t un-hear this music.
listened to this while sipping pumpkin spiced soy latte from the red cup [:
it’s the holidays!
I’m so happy someone put this up. I have the whole album and its wonderful. I love this relaxing jazz music.
… I … You’re messing with my head. I LOVE Christmas. This tune almost made me check for snow outside. I don’t think you understand how important this warm fuzzy time of year is to me.
But, Christmas does not start until after thanksgiving. It just doesn’t. And while I appreciate your gung-ho attitude, it’s early starts like these that scare away those on the edge. Those who want to like Christmas but hate how all consuming it can get. I’d celebrate Christmas year round if it wouldn’t ruin the magic, but every week longer we make The Holiday Season is a little magic we steal from it.
Good, warm, fuzzy and lovely things come to those who wait.
I’mnot gona waste ya time. Ima tell it just like it is.
He doesn’t waste your time. And he does indeed tell it just like it is.
I present to you, the most bad ass local commercial I have ever seen.
this is what happens when someone who has never seen 2001: a space odyssey live tweets the last half hour of 2001: a space odyssey.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
I enjoyed these tweets immensely. Still need to see the movie.
